Here's two by Lewis Carroll from Alice in Wonderland. I think the second one is funny: "If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there." "Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop."
As i was searching Lewis Carroll i remember this one: "One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small, and the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all."
"Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar has given you the call"
"You've just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low."
The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis.
ReplyDeleteDante Alighieri
I like that one :)
ReplyDeleteHere's two by Lewis Carroll from Alice in Wonderland. I think the second one is funny:
ReplyDelete"If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there."
"Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop."
As i was searching Lewis Carroll i remember this one:
ReplyDelete"One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small, and the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all."
"Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar has given you the call"
"You've just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low."