"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

This is from Carl Sagan's documentary series; Cosmos, which is scientifically proven to double your IQ if you watch the whole thing. This particular quote has been remixed by an amature DJ who calls him\herself Melody Sheep using an audio effect called auto-tune.

"People who count their chickens before they are hatched..."

"People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them accurately."

Yup, it's that time again. Oscar Wilde is just keeps on saving my ass. I just hope I don't run out too quickly.

"The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing."

I'm not in the mood for quotes today, so I've chosen another Oscar Wilde quote. Wilde has become my official standby for off days.

"Life is much too important a thing ever to talk seriously about it."

This oddball Oscar Wilde quote is one that I've practically built my life's philosophy around. Plus, I had to balance out all the movie quotes.