"The pump don't work cause the vandals took the handles."

This one's from Subterranean Homesick Blues by Bob Dylan. Mathias had to know this was coming when he asked me to be a guest writer.
Pretty much every line from this song makes me chuckle, its also famous for the music video in which Bob holds up a series of notecards with words different from the lyrics. I'm not as tech savvy as Mathias so I don't know how to add a youtube video, but I think all here know what video I'm speaking of.
I also like the line "You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows" from the same song.

EDIT:

I kept the video part of this music video intact since it's relevant.

-Mathias